Friday, July 22, 2011

Gibson has gone too far....

I've never been more angry in my whole 3 years!

My human (Steve) gives me canned yummy-ness (Human term: wet food) once a day. I love my canned yummy-ness more than
anything... well, other than nip.....

But damn its good!

Today was no different. The human pried open a yummy can with the magical opener thingy, put it our bowl and then left.

Sadly, I was sleeping on the couch when the yummy can opening occurred. When I woke, I could still smell the fishy happiness in the air. By the time I reached my nom nom area, everything was gone. Only the scent of past fishiness was left.

I know that Fluff-Face pleased himself and ate both his and my portions. He will pay for this. I don't know how yet, but it will be harsh. I will never forget this day.

I'm still searching for anything I can find that will embarrass Steve. I want to get him back for violating my privacy all these years by recording me without permission and making it public.

So far, this is the only thing I have found. I doubt he wanted it to be seen.

Just the way he sings along is enough to make me puke.

Such an utter dork.
An informant supposedly has some embarrassing video footage of the dorky human from his younger years. If I can get my hands on it, I will make sure that everyone sees it. Perhaps then Steve will stop violating me with his recording device.

39 comments:

  1. I CAN BARELY TYPE I'M ON THE FLOOR *ploop* i FELL OUT!!!

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  2. I think that footage is great revenge!! ;)

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  3. Its even worse when a dog gets it...

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  4. Keep up the search Sylvy! You'll find something on him. Next time you hear him reference"Mom" while he is on the phone, look at it when he's finished. She might be able to help you out with something. "Mom"s usually have old baby pictures and stuff.

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  5. Yeah Sylvester he is never gonna stop as lonNG as you got food in your belly and he has a camera he is never gonna stop

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  6. Bhahahah Thanks Sylvester! I have been having a crying weepie day and this helped cheer me up. The funny Steve, not you missing wet food time, cause I have a kitty much like you and gravy is his fave too.

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  7. Hey Sylvester? Cats hate water and he IS fluffy, DRENCH HIM
    -Momo

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  8. lol i just busted my keyboard holder from this XD

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  9. I know the most perfect revenge. Put a sign on his back that says "bite me". Then when you see it later you bite him. Then you give him this innoceint face. >:3

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    1. Even better, see if Shelby bites him.

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  10. I can't believe you slept through the opening of the can. But even worse Steve left it without waking you.

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  11. OMG Sylvester, I can't believe you let your guard down..... NOT a good thing. Remember, you rule!!

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  12. Such an utter dork.----> <3 gibson

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  13. You'll get him eventually, Sylv.

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  14. Don't be too mad at Gibson, Sylvester. It was really Steve's fault for letting you sleep through dinner. He set you up, man. Maybe he didn't want you to eat . . . hmmmm. Something to think about.

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  15. I read your blog daily....rofl at steve attempting to sing "come on eileen" by dexie midnite runners...p.s. how old are you slyvester? I want you around for a very long time.... :~)

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  16. Come on Sylvester - I know you want the world to see what dirt you dug up on Steve but the video is NOT mobile formatted!!!!!! Please convert it so all can see!

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  17. Sylvester we love to see your adventures you have fans because of Steve's video making. As for Gibson eating all your food .... well you will have to make sure Steve gives you extra food next time to make up for that.

    Oh and Love the Steve Video - you should film Steve the same way and then you can do the commentary :) XX

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  18. LOVE the video footage of Steve Sylvester! BWAHAHAHA...Steve Cash covers Save Ferris' cover of Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners goota love a cover of a cover. Keep diggin Sylvester, maybe you can find a video of Steve covering Culture Club's Karma Chameleon :>D

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  19. That was worse the watching an old "Godzirra" video

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  20. Steve, where did this version of Come on Eileen come from?

    And here's one for Alisha:
    Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
    A: Eileen.
    Q: What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?
    A: Eireen.
    (Rim-shot please, Steve!)

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  21. You want 2 cans of yum yums ?-TheGoombaking1

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  22. I love the video. Thanks Sylvester

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  23. Hey Sylvester, got the perfect revenge for steve. Whenever you see him in that room where the white, litter thing is, wait for him to go in the small box - shaped room with a curtain on it. (Human term is shower) When he goes in there, get his recording device and jerk the curtain away. Trust me, this will get him good.

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  24. uh, he isnt actualy singing. hes pretending to.

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  25. Oh, Syl. How did this happen-your too good. Must rehab Steve asap. Not allow Fluffyface & Shelby any quarry. Will try to take advantage of situation. Rehab, rehab, rehab!

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    1. Sylvester I have an idea. Train Gibson to steal catnip and wet food then reward him when he gives it to you! Then get other cats to join the operation! A secret cat organisation for stealing catnip and cat food! Reply if you like the idea.

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  26. Long time fan Steve, Sylvester, Gibson & Shelby. Just total enjoyment/always looking for the next go-round.

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  27. but gibson is cute HELP TODE

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  28. .. -idiot if you let steve see this he is probly grond you forever. i am inbarist for you man. ... ... ........

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  29. No more videos from you guys? Geez, that hurts. I'm waiting for more!

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    1. Sylvester tell Steve that if he doesn't make another vid in the next 2 weeks we WILL unsubscribe.

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  30. Sylvester, youre right. That wasnt fair. but if you were awake you coulve had it. But steve shouldve woken you up to get it, Steve and Gibson were being jerks.

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    1. Yeah that was an jerk move Steve!!!!! Sylvester needs food too!

      -epickitty25

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  31. Sylvester teach Gibson how to steal catnip, wet food, etc. Then reward him every time he gives you the loot.

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  32. your cute Sylvester

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