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STOP RECORDING ME!
I can handle living in the new home I guess. But living with this stupid animal is getting out of control. And my human keeps recording me, all the time. It's getting annoying. |
It's only a matter of time before I destroy the recording device and the dog. I can only handle so much.
To make things even worse, I got grounded for what the dog did. I am so sick of this. The videos my human makes are ridiculous because he sees it from only his eyes. |  |
One day I will steal the camera and record HIM for a change. I know other humans are watching me and laugh, but they don't understand my torment.
 | It must have been the longest grounding ever. He said a week, but a week to a human is years to a cat. I had already forgotten what my precious wet food tastes like. Humans are cruel beings. |
Yeah Bitch deserved to have Shit in her food bowl for eating your tuna-TheGoombaking1
ReplyDeleteSylvester, If Steve keeps recording you, you will definitely become an internet world-wide sensation! You will become rich and famous, so you will have all of the freedom you want and when you come back to the home you call prison, it will be just like you imagined that the vet would be, and you would have enough money to buy a life-time supply of wet food for every one of your lives, including the ones you have lost. Does this change your mind? ;)
ReplyDeleteI understand. Make a deal with steve: He can only record you once a month, and if he wants to do more than that, he has to ask your purrmission PURRmission, get it xD
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Crimptonnight;oh no, you sound like you realy need a break, i am so mad at mutt, and steve right now i wont to slice there fucking heads off, i hate you 2 idiots, STOP RUANING SYLVESTERS LIFE!!!. thats it sylvester if you want you and me cat team up and we will kick there asses.oh and hair-ball YOUR NEXT.
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight; ops i ment can team up, dammit those 2 idiots are making me have bad typing. anyway i may be a human but im not a bad one. i promus, il give you wet food,catnip, anything you want forthe rest of your life.
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight; NO NO BAD SPELLING AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight; ok sylvester i got to go, those idiots are driving me insain, bye, il see you later on december 21 2018, i hope you kill then. and il come up with a plan for you tomorrow. bye.
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