Playing dead

The funniest damn thing happened today! I was bored as hell, just laying on the floor with my paws up a little. Steve (My human) looked at me funny... He took this picture of me..

Then he came over and checked to see if I was breathing, so I held my breath. He started to cry a little bit, I tried not to laugh!

Next thing I know, he is stuffing me in a little box. I didn't want to go in, so I tightened all of my muscles as stiff as I could.

He turned my legs and pushed me in. It hurt a little, but I didn't want to ruin the joke.

I think I waited a little too long before jumping up to surprise him, because I got buried in the dirt. I clawed and clawed my way out of the box and it took a while to dig my way back to the top.

I waited until the giant light bulb in the sky went away, and then snuck back inside. Steve was sitting on a chair and I jumped on his lap. The look on his face was priceless!

Stupid human.