Living as a black cat locked in a suburban home with 2 humans, a stupid dog and a retarded kitten isn't easy. This is my real journal. The story of me, Sylvester the Talking Kitty.
How can this kitten be invincible!? I have tried nearly a hundred times to kill him and he continues to live! I have tried to fight him into the ground. He thinks I am playing, because now he attacks me from behind.
His little fluffy paws do not hurt me. His punches and kicks don't bruise me. His teeth are dull and weak. But his actions are annoying.
Crimptonnight: sylvester he has to die and jaden were not shipping him no where hes has to be dead. im sorry it must happen and sylvester will not refues to kill him and i wont either but if you refues to kill him go too hell.
Crimptonnight: OMG SYLVESTER HE WONT DIE HOW IS THIS POSIBLE. i know you can kill him he needs to die hes week and harmless. hes got to die. he should die soon. you need a plan.
Yeah go kill that retarded kitty!-The Goombaking1
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: im with you Anonymous kill that retarded cat and the mutt is next i did not forget about her die stupid mutt.
DeleteWow try to kill him 9 times in one day... That'll work!
ReplyDeletesylvester ftw! plan yur attack fast dont just go slowin down in there jump on him and claw the crap out of him
ReplyDeletedont kill him kitty you will sufer once you die if you do but you can ship the cat away insted
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: no were killing him jaden weather you like it or not
DeleteCrimptonnight: sylvester he has to die and jaden were not shipping him no where hes has to be dead. im sorry it must happen and sylvester will not refues to kill him and i wont either but if you refues to kill him go too hell.
DeleteCrimptonnight: OMG SYLVESTER HE WONT DIE HOW IS THIS POSIBLE. i know you can kill him he needs to die hes week and harmless. hes got to die. he should die soon. you need a plan.
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: DIE YOU FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE RETARD.DIE HAIR-BALL YOU PEESE OF SHIT.
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