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The funniest damn thing happened today! I was bored as hell, just laying on the floor with my paws up a little. Steve (My human) looked at me funny... He took this picture of me..
Then he came over and checked to see if I was breathing, so I held my breath. He started to cry a little bit, I tried not to laugh!
Next thing I know, he is stuffing me in a little box. I didn't want to go in, so I tightened all of my muscles as stiff as I could.He turned my legs and pushed me in. It hurt a little, but I didn't want to ruin the joke.
I think I waited a little too long before jumping up to surprise him, because I got buried in the dirt. I clawed and clawed my way out of the box and it took a while to dig my way back to the top.
I waited until the giant light bulb in the sky went away, and then snuck back inside. Steve was sitting on a chair and I jumped on his lap. The look on his face was priceless!
Stupid human.
THAT'S A HORRIBLE PRANK TO PLAY ON YOUR HUMAN. he obviously loves you very much. maybe you shouldn't take him for granted so much =/
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: ShezMini shut up. just shut up that was a funny joke. so shut the F*ck up.
DeleteThat was really funny faking your death!-TheGoombaking1
ReplyDeleteShezmiz just shut the F@#K up it was freaking highlarious And I appreciate it 100%-TheGoombaking1
ReplyDeleteyeah i agree.
Deleteyeah u ruined the joke shezmini
ReplyDeleteDude, that was hillarous, but totally wrong. Steve cares about you, and TRIES to do what's right for you. That made him really upset, and YOU thought it was funny.
ReplyDeletefrom one cat to another, frecking hilarious. from one pet to another, tho... what if, man? what if you didn't/couldn't get out of that box? who'd feed you? who'd pet you, an' let you into the warm spots? who'd harass the dog? I live with a large hateful family w/ a crazy cat person as my owner, but I don't complain... 'cause I get tuna daily.
ReplyDeletesnuggles and ear-licks,
~Xou-Dan Sanae
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ReplyDeletesylvester do you love steve he loves you show him some respect at least
ReplyDeleteLol stupid human try flushing the tolet while hes in the shower
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol. Heres some more pranks:
ReplyDeletePoop at the door so he steps in it
Steal cat food from the cabinet
work out so u can lift the camera and get nude photos of him
Like pet cemetery the movie. I love you , Sylvester!
ReplyDeleteHello Sylvester,
ReplyDeleteMy name is Random, but i think you know what i look like. I live with you.
Hey, Random! How's motherhood treating you?
ReplyDeleteHey, Random! How's motherhood treating you?
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: yaeh shezMini shut up that was f**king funny im in school right now so i haf to not cuss so much but go to h**l shezMini and sylvester nice going on your dumb human. hes was like" sylvester kitty oh no why " and " oh my god kitty no " and i hope he dosent put you that far underground again and the light bulb is called the sun. you probuly may not know what that means but you can keep saying it your way if you want. anyway f**k you shezMini your a ba***rd.
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: and i want to see pet cemetary to. i did not see it yet is it good unknown.
ReplyDeleteDid this really happen?
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