Anyways, he said he "was at the end of his rope" and ready to do ANYTHING to find out who Todd is! He even said he might get some catnip for me! Oh how happy I am! Everything is working out perfectly! Now, all I need is a kitten to replace Ibanez for Todd. Since Gibson won't die, I doubt my humans will get another cat. I'll have to find one on the street.
Living as a black cat locked in a suburban home with 2 humans, a stupid dog and a retarded kitten isn't easy. This is my real journal. The story of me, Sylvester the Talking Kitty.
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Awesome!-TheGoombaking1
ReplyDeleteAwesome! But why can't todd get his own cat? Otherwise I'm happy for you.
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: congrats sylvester your plan is working and your fucking retarded human was calling the other human babe. thats not her real name hes just saying that to earn her trust. and she felt for it. but steve is stupider. and im not sure what "at the end of his rope" means either. i have an idea give hair-ball to todd and just dont tell steve about it. hes fluffy and looks alot like ibanez. i miss ibanez, good luck helping todd. im going to read some more.
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: sylvester i have to tell you something. its funny and you might not have heard of this but il tell you." you go to mars to get smart. and your retarded human, stupid mutt, and hair-ball go to jupider to get more stupider. haha
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