I was right! We are SO close to his house now! I was just sitting in the lookout (the thing they calls "Wind Oh's") staring outside, dreaming of my forthcoming freedom, when I saw Todd drive down the street, right in front of my new prison. I mean, our new home.. Ugh..
After watching Gibson's Scary World Video, I noticed that his image of Todd is misleading. I don't know where he comes up with this nonsense. Todd is not scary, he is amazing. His addiction to porcelain dolls is a little creepy, but other than that he is the best human ever! I love him...
Sylvester,
ReplyDeleteYou are my hero. I came so close to freedom when my humans stupidly decided to let me roam the neighborhood after their last move. However, the neighbor caught me snoozing on her couch and turned me in (It's her fault for leaving the window open - what was I supposed to do?).
Because of this, I've been locked in the house for what seems like an eternity. I've tried multiple forms of escape, but nothing's worked...yet. Best of luck to you, my friend.
KK
I can't imagine Todd. Why are you not giving Steve a chance. Is it just the fact of the dog, and Gibson. We have seen Steve try to love you. I have tried to love you. They would miss you terribly if you went to Todd's. I hate your spineless little attitude of running away from your problems. You could'nt even sign the divorce paper. Sincerely,
ReplyDeleteYour ex(hoping) wife,
Fizgit
I feel your pain KK. Such a terrible prison we are locked in. And Fizgit, when I finally escape, I will return for one last visit. We have some talking to do.
ReplyDeleteI know you'll just purr and stare at me like always, but I need to tell you something. It's about Jr..... I don't think he is mine. I've already called the Maurie Show. Slut...
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Deletehi sylvester
DeleteSylvester, you better be behaving!
DeleteOkay
DeleteHow dare you deny your children, Sylvester! I thought what we had was special, and I am 1 MILLION percent sure that you ARE the father! Humph.
ReplyDeleteKK
Damn Steve 4 not showing everyone who Todd is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-TheGoombaking1
ReplyDeleteSylvester steve loves u look at ur videos.he says it who.the hell is rufus its not u u dont belong to todd
ReplyDeletesylvester, if todd is so great, then why did you hear meowing from under a bed once? how come he got a cat named pixie and shaved her bald then locked her in a cage? dont you remember what that other cat who looked like gibson told you about todd(that hes possesive). and hasnt in ever crossed your mind that todd keeps trying go make you go in the basement even if you don't want to? what if you end up like pixe. did you ever think that he gives you whatever you want to trick you into thinking that he is good?
ReplyDeleteif you think todd is such a great human, then consider these questions
I totally agree. Todd has serious issues sylvester. How is tat not totally obvious? I think you need to consider what todd might be trying to do to you?!
DeleteAgreed
DeleteSylvester, your're right. Steve can be mean at times. But he tries his best. Sylvester, if you really hate him so much, just freaking tell him why!
ReplyDeletedamn sylvester how many wifes and kittens u got runnin around? and thanks steve for not showing todd to the world!i
ReplyDeletei wanna know who is giving sylvester a home when he runs away and scaring gibson much!
How old is Sylvester?
ReplyDeleteHi there Sylvester I am a huge fan of your YouTube channel I love your videos especially with Todd why do you hate dry food and why are you scared of penguins a lot
ReplyDeleteSylvester..
ReplyDeleteIf only the wind oh's didn't have screens on them, I would have escaped my house. My humans put these mesh things on the doors so that I couldn't get out. Damn humans. Then, the fuckin dog ate my damn wet food, and the stupid asshole older cat that I live with battled me over a wind oh spot. FML
-Binx
Todd mcnabb was a living catnip crisis. is that a bad thing?
ReplyDeleteRufus?
ReplyDeleteOh no
DeleteOh oh
DeleteHi Sylvester
ReplyDeleteR.I.P Steve Cash, one of the greatest you tube creators in my life. It won't be the same without him; There will never be anybody who has the talent as Steve had.
ReplyDeleteHi Sylvester
ReplyDeleteSylvester is dead
Deleterest in peace Shelby,Steve,Sylvester and Gibson
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