Living as a black cat locked in a suburban home with 2 humans, a stupid dog and a retarded kitten isn't easy. This is my real journal. The story of me, Sylvester the Talking Kitty.
Damn. Steve keeps recording me and Gibson all the time now. It's getting really old. Now he wants me to teach Gibson how to talk. I don't think that this kitten is smart enough to speak.
Crimptonnight; oh hes still recording you afteri said to f**king stop, i geuss some HUMANS also never lean eh. and sylvester pleeze dont teach that little retard to talk, pleeze. hes to dumb, stupid little kitten.
He said he'll give you catnip if you do it but he never gave you any-TheGoombaking1
ReplyDeleteSylvester, don't fall for ANY of his bribes. They are just tricks!
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight; oh hes still recording you afteri said to f**king stop, i geuss some HUMANS also never lean eh. and sylvester pleeze dont teach that little retard to talk, pleeze. hes to dumb, stupid little kitten.
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