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I can't believe it's already been almost two and a half years since I started this blog. What a giant waste of time this is.
I just saw this video on my human's website (right). Gibson is a freak. I am starting to regret telling him all of the horror stories about the outside world. How is he ever supposed to help me help Todd if he won't even leave the house!?... What a pussy. That was the most childish, pathetic and ridiculous song I have ever heard. It made me want to run in traffic just to get it out of my head. So fine. Let the little fluff-face stay here with the mean humans. I will make my way back to Todd's. I can always check on my old family by watching the stupid videos that Steve makes. I hope the best for Bitch. I will miss her for a few minutes. As for Gibson...... I don't care....
Dear Sylvester
ReplyDeleteNow I am sure you may think of these things but running away oh please! Don't you remember the pound they injected you with a tracking chip. So you can be found silly Kitty. And if you just befriended Shelby you might be able to train her to grab you catnip from out of the hiding spots she can sniff it out
Sylvester I love you!!!! you are just so darn cute give Gibson some time if you have too trick him too go outside lol. And I love your humans :)
ReplyDeleteSilly Sylvester, remember, Todd is crazy. You don't want to go back there anyway cause... he wants you in the basement @.@ And once you are there you will NEVER leave. He is scary that way, no?
ReplyDeleteSylvester, Todd is crazy.....and scary! You don't belong there, you think th grass is greene on the other side...It's not!
ReplyDeleteIf you thought the animal correction facility was bad, Sir Sylvester, just wait until you get back to Todd's. He has a barbed wire cage waiting for you in his basement.
ReplyDeleteHi Sylvester. My name is Niki. My humans are assholes too. Get this, they freaking go out of town and leave my ass with some incompetent teenage loser to "come by." Its bullshit! That dumb ass kid doesn't make my food the way I like it, doesn't pet me, doesn't go out for cat nip for my fix. Its bullshit. Oh and then they decided to have a human kitten a few years back, who has been making my life miserable ever since. Why couldn't they get fixed? Hang in there bro. We should start a feline revolution.
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niki-your owners picked the wrong teenager babysitter. im a teenager who loves cats, so i wold pet you, play with you(if you like playing) and id give you the catnip you want.
DeleteI think you'll miss Gibson & Shelby a lot more than you think. Also, Todd sounds very creepy from what you've mentioned in your earlier posts (yea, i read them all) Think about it before you throw your perfect life away for a man you hardly know
ReplyDeletePussy(Gibson) is such a pussy-The Goombaking1
ReplyDeletesteve is kittywhipped lol lov u sylvester i have a nice kitten u could see if he could talk. just dont teach him bad words i only 9 i has kitty treats too i usaly get tuna salad i could ask my g-ma to get a lot of that and catnip :) will give u number some time this week or next dont know
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Sylvester your a cool cat that i want you as my pet
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