Saturday, July 9, 2011

Hating it...

Imagine if you flushed your human litter box (toilet thingy) only once every two days. Well, that's what my human (Steve) just left for me. He's forgotten to clean our pooping square (litter box) for two days in a row now.

I can barely walk into it, yet alone relieve myself. To make things worse, Fluff-Face (Gibson) has the Hershey squirts.

I've already stepped into it once, and I wiped it off on Bitch's face. She licked her nose and never noticed the foul slime. I enjoyed watching her. Disgusting beast.

However, if my pooping square is not refreshed within the next day, I will reserve the entire home as "Free To Release" zones. Just a small warning.



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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 3:31 AM

    Sylvester, tell your human to ADD a litter box or 2. The rule of thumb for cats & litterboxes is # of cats + 1 = # of litterboxes. You may all find this helpful. No waiting in line for the litterbox. I hope Gibson feels better with his "cha cha's" soon. >^..^<

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  2. AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Better yet, tell him to stop using clay litter if he still is. That stuff is dangerous and can literally kill you. Go for feline pine. Or somethign else natural like that. It made out of condensed wood shavings. Cuts out all amona based odor and keeps the kitties safe.

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    1. AnonymousApril 8, 2012 at 11:45 PM

      eww, no. i used pine litted once. pine litter crumples upon peeing and you cant pick out the pee. please, if anyone chooses to use non clumping litter, atleast use something like yesterday's news, because it is made of old recycled newspaper into green pelets (enviormental kitty)

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  3. AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    Sylvester my asshole humans got me this litter square. Gives me some damn privacy but I can't throw my litter around for them to clean up when I am pissed at them...which is daily.

    http://www.clevercatinnovations.com/top_entry_litterbox_about.aspx

    They also sell those stupid plastic bag things that my humans call line ers that fit this litter square. So it makes my litter square into a make shift garbage can.-assholes.

    ~Niki

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  4. Sultan FussJuly 13, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    Sylvester, leave this link for Steve to find on his computer - Pooping Square. My pals Baxter, Bailey and I have one of these and two regular pooping squares - no waiting at our house and the auto pooper is always clean, even when Baxter had the squirts like Gibson does. You really need to train Steve better dude...power to the pawpulace! Your brother in fur Sultan Fuss

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  5. StormFirestarJuly 14, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    Hey Sylvester, just watched the vid your human posted on youtube, jeeze, instead of trying to get rid of the dog why not teach her to talk too, then maybe Steve would leave you alone long enough to escape again, or at least he might stop filming you all the time. Altough... dogs are kind of stupid, I mean they chase their own tails seriously what other creature is stupid enough to do that? So maybe teaching the dog to talk wouldn't work. But it might be worth a try even if you can only teach her one or two words. Maybe teach her the words "want" and "play" lol then Steve will be playing with the dog and leave you time to escape. Oh and that Todd human, are you sure you can trust him? He sounds like one of what my human calls a "sick in the head" people that do weird things to animals. Maybe if you escape again you should sneak into Todd's "basement" and see what is down there, just to be sure he doesn't have other cats in torture cages... I think I'm scaring my self now I'm going to go hide under my humans bed for a while. Be careful Sylvester, and I hope that I'm wrong about Todd and he isn't a "sick in the head" person that will torture you. Bye now. StormFirestar

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  6. Solo, "V"July 14, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    Sounds like a certain someone who shall remain nameless **coughs nervously**

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  7. AnonymousJuly 18, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    I feel your pain, Sylvester...my dumb-azz roommates refuse to bury their #2s, and apparently the humans are immune to the smell, so I have to bury them myself. However, I do get a thrill out of seeing how far I can fling the litter, and then watching the damn humans cuss when they step on a chunk.

    Much love,
    KK

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  8. AnonymousJuly 19, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    I only failed my kitty once - not that I want to give you ideas - but when I forgot to change my kitty's litter tray he went into our bathroom, pulled a towel on the floor and peed on it..... humans only fail you once ;) By the way you are a complete star xx

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  9. AnonymousAugust 16, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    I flush after I take a big crap-TheGoombaking1

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  10. AnonymousAugust 7, 2012 at 4:08 PM

    sylvester i saw your vid;silvester goes to jale; you must felt sad

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    Sylvester tell Steve to just flush your litter already do it right after you read this.

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