Sunday, September 25, 2011

Shelby broke her collar!

What a wonderful day!

First, I have been under such strict supervision that I haven't been able to get online for quite some time, but my human finally eased off me. I have missed my blog.

Second, Bitch (the dog) ruined her speaking collar!

For the first time in weeks, things are getting back to normal. I love it.





The dumb bitch had her collar on, running around the house making as much noise as possible. When all of a sudden, her over-activity created a wonderful and ironic thirst.

She then ran to the bathroom to drink from the toilet, quickly submersing the speaker into the water as she drank. The sound was glorious, "Water water water wattbble wabnble wabble wabbl bebelebbebb...pbppb...bpbp.b.....po........"... And then, silence.

Steve was angry, but he says he can fix it. I doubt it.
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104 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    oh let her have her collar, Sylvester, be nice and you might get catnip :) hmmm?

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  2. Donna LaRueSeptember 25, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    ~ water water water water......oh shit~~~

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    well if she is talking at last you can understand her..... especially if she has her eye on your dinner ;) You can then get there first :-)

    Sylvester you probably know this but you are pretty awesome and we love your videos... you should insist Steve sets up a fanmail address for you :)

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    1. AnonymousAugust 29, 2012 at 3:06 PM

      then he would lose a life to catnip poisoning

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    2. UnknownJanuary 6, 2013 at 10:08 AM

      i agree Vegan cat

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    3. AnonymousDecember 10, 2018 at 12:37 PM

      Crimptonnight: il give you a 7 out of 10. the point is sylvester is trying to make her shut up tho, but your plan is ok vegen cat.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    We need to hear more from you. Miss you.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    You have to admit Sylvester...the collar did come in hand with Bitch admitted to eating your food the other day. Steve never believes you! But if it really makes you happy that the collar is gone then I am happy. Can't wait to see more videos Sylvester..

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Shelby needs her voice... :~(

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    I miss the Sylvester Videos!!!

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    I know what you're thinking no more talking Bitch
    -TheGoombaking1

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    Sylvester you are awesome.. However... I personally promise to send you a lifetime supply of catnip and scratching posts in exchange for a shower pic of Steve.. Yep.. Lifetime supply of kitty crack

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2013 at 6:06 PM

      I'm with her!! Come on Sylvester, think about it, you'll have so much catnip you can be a catnip dealer and still have as much as you want!! All we want is a shower pic of Steve!!

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    Sylvester you are one cool kitty!! But we love Shelby and Gibson too.

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    sylvester is the funniest thing ever ,i think you should make a video of sylvester demanding shelby and gibson to get him cat nip and food as a servant and him dening it and then he goes crazy but you nurse him back to health but you ask him if he'll stop doing what he does but once you he'll him he takes it back...

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO OF SYLVESTER RUNNING YOUR ELECTRIC BILL UP TO HAVE A PLAN TO KILL SHELLBY AND GIBSON...

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    lmfao@the picture of steve in shower. hahaha watch out steve!

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  14. Linda from Muleshoe RidgeSeptember 27, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Sylvester, I feel your pain, my man... dogs are soooo inferior. Maybe Steve will buy you a nice African Grey parrot. You can talk with him and, if he makes you mad - - -- - - - - eat him..

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    I ATE CAT FOOD!

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    I LOVE YOU SYLVESTER.. WILL YOU MARRY ME??? LOVE YOU SHANNA

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    1. AnonymousDecember 18, 2013 at 10:29 PM

      Shanna Nice confession but here's the scoop. HE freaken hates kittens. Don't ask me how I know that info. I know ok?

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    2. AnonymousDecember 18, 2013 at 10:37 PM

      Shanna Nice confession but here's the scoop. HE freaken hates kittens. Don't ask me how I know that info. I know ok?

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  17. AnonymousOctober 2, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    i'm glad it broke talking kittys are what i wanna watch it was cool and all but....
    oh by the way my cat has a crush on you!

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  18. AnonymousOctober 18, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    i'm a friend of todd's he wants you >:)

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    1. AnonymousAugust 31, 2013 at 5:37 PM

      Maybe it can be anouther cat that just looks like Sylvester and todds cat can be dead or ran away and the cat your after is a cat who is just a begger and just dose that

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    2. AnonymousAugust 31, 2013 at 8:25 PM

      I did some research todd is crazy Sylvester is just a cat who went by "todd's" and he said it was his cat you

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    3. AnonymousDecember 18, 2013 at 10:31 PM

      Also Todd is a CAT EATER! Didn't you watch the news?

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  19. Life, Food and Everything ElseNovember 19, 2011 at 3:27 AM

    i am addicted to your videos i have watched them everyday for the last 2 months

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  20. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    Sorry. I think he can fix it... Easily

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  21. AllieNovember 30, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    Sylvester tastes like tuna fish!

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  22. ToddJanuary 27, 2012 at 8:24 PM

    Hello, Rufus i have found your blog please come home with me i miss you.

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    1. UnknownMay 28, 2013 at 7:40 PM

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    2. AnonymousAugust 31, 2013 at 5:39 PM

      It could a catthat looks like him

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    3. AnonymousDecember 18, 2013 at 10:34 PM

      LAY ONE FINGER ON HIM & YOU'RE A DEAD MAN TODDx-( I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE ITHERS CATS YOU SCUMBAG!

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    4. AnonymousDecember 18, 2013 at 10:37 PM

      LAY ONE FINGER ON HIM & YOU'RE A DEAD MAN TODDx-( I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE ITHERS CATS YOU SCUMBAG!

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    5. AnonymousDecember 29, 2013 at 7:30 AM

      We will kill u Todd my dad is Supr strong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. Real Life Person Killer AssasinJanuary 31, 2012 at 4:48 PM

    O em gee todd i found u can i haz ur auot-gprah? then i'll kill yuo

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  24. Bman404February 4, 2012 at 7:38 PM

    please make more blogs!

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  25. MelodyMarch 18, 2012 at 11:01 AM

    As anoying as that voice is... It WILL come in handy, trust me on this one. Tell Steve I say, "Hi, make more videos please." And my cat, Siver, sais hi too.

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  26. StevezPlaceMay 3, 2012 at 4:40 AM

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    1. BoomerMay 3, 2012 at 4:48 AM

      Reposted from our Blog instead of Boomer our Cats Blog!

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  27. StevezPlaceMay 3, 2012 at 4:46 AM

    Steve Help us! Our Cat Boomer of 7 years is MISSING. Boomer and I were watching Sylvesters videos and when we watched the last one I told Boomer there wasn't going to be anymore of these great video being posted. Boomer got up off the couch and gave me a pissed off look and went outside for a walk and hasn't been home for 30 days. Please post another video a incase he is watching Sylvesters videos at some other cats home and tell Boomer to get his butt home right NOW! Life at home is just not the same without Boomer and Sylvesters videos. Thanks Steve, Terri and Boomer

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  28. chia-petJune 6, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    hey sylvester, u should update sometime.

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  29. AnonymousJune 7, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    Hey, sylvester. How are u? I havent seen or heard from u for such a long time! I miss u!

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  30. AnonymousJune 21, 2012 at 1:53 AM

    You need to update your blog Sylvester and here's a fair warning about how my two cats might have a crush on you.

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  31. AnonymousJuly 13, 2012 at 9:42 PM

    Hey Stevecash and sevester , I hope you two make more vidios cuz I'm happy that mutt has finaly Shutup that dumb dog is So annoying by the way sientest have ben known to make cats and dogs to talk but mainly cats and now some humans can do it to I think its awsome.also I think that wet food stuff is Sooooo deleshas and yummmmmmyyyyyyy! I don't eat it all the time though :(

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  32. UnknownAugust 5, 2012 at 10:34 AM

    Sylvester is somethin else. I love watchin his videos he's so funny its unreal, but my mom isn a fan of his cussing, I think it adds 2 the funny part honestly though, steve needs 2 loosen up on him. He's a kitty who wants 2 run and play and do catnip. But my kittys name is tood which freaks even me out, love you Sylvester!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 :)

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  33. UnknownAugust 5, 2012 at 10:35 AM

    Sylvester is somethin else. I love watchin his videos he's so funny its unreal, but my mom isn a fan of his cussing, I think it adds 2 the funny part honestly though, steve needs 2 loosen up on him. He's a kitty who wants 2 run and play and do catnip. But my kittys name is tood which freaks even me out, love you Sylvester!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 :)

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  34. AnonymousAugust 7, 2012 at 4:26 PM

    now selbe caaaaaaaaaaaaaant talk

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  35. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    hey sylvester if todd dosn't worck I live on 1410 Courtland Ave. Normal IL. I'm 12 and I would be happy to give you cat nip any time you asked

    Love,

    Alaysia
    P.S
    phone or text 309-830-8071

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  36. AnonymousOctober 9, 2012 at 9:19 PM

    sylvester u need to blog more!

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  37. AnonymousDecember 2, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    Sylvester, you rule!

    Get back online, otherwise, you're the bitch! XD

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  38. maratSioDecember 6, 2012 at 12:21 PM

    Sylvester, you are the boss!

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    1. AnonymousMarch 4, 2014 at 7:31 PM

      Yeah Sylvester I agree u are the boss!!!

      -epickitty25

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  39. AnonymousDecember 8, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    Sylvester I love your voice and please update your video right now! We miss you

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  40. NahuelJanuary 22, 2013 at 3:44 AM

    Hey Sylvester, someone is naming you "Rufus" and have the Talking Kitty Cat 13 video D: he thinks Steve stealed his cat, but Sylvester you are Steve's Cat right????? http://wheresrufus.webs.com/

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    1. AnonymousAugust 31, 2013 at 6:04 PM

      May that guy might mistanken him as rufuers or the guy sold Sylvester and called him his own

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    2. AnonymousAugust 31, 2013 at 8:28 PM

      One day Sylvester and his friend Ineaba somting like that went to todds how on day but his originally be long to steve

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  46. UnknownMay 28, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Hey Sylvester can you make new posts its 2013 your posts are outdated. gracias
    T.
    F.Y.I. have you thought of having a girlfriend???

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  47. AnonymousJune 11, 2013 at 8:09 PM

    What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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  48. AnonymousJune 20, 2013 at 1:42 PM

    Yay, now Shelby will stop annoying you, huh, Sylvester? Score one for the talking kitty! (Or is that score 1,000,000?)

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  49. AnonymousJuly 17, 2013 at 7:02 AM

    Yay Sylvester score 1 for the talking cat

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  50. AnonymousAugust 20, 2013 at 8:01 AM

    Sylvester come baaaaaackkkkk ): my sister and I can't get enough of you ! We miss you!(:
    Xo

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  51. AnonymousAugust 31, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    It bine a year since I sceen a clip of yours make a new update

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  52. AnonymousMarch 2, 2014 at 11:02 AM

    I feel so happy for you that the dog's finally shut up...
    -Epickitty25

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  53. AnonymousJune 28, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Sylvester can live 1000 times

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  54. AnonymousOctober 6, 2014 at 9:39 AM

    Hi mr rufus Lol

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    wow.. that is really outstanding, love to visit such kind of outstanding blog. Lost and found

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  56. UnknownJuly 16, 2016 at 4:29 PM

    He'll probably put it some rice Sylvester. Btw, love your talking kitty series. Keep it up

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  60. AnonymousNovember 16, 2018 at 5:49 AM

    hey sylvester this unknown is realy me Crimptonnight i sent the i love you sylvester comment and i have something to tell you

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  61. AnonymousNovember 16, 2018 at 5:54 AM

    Crimptonnight: finaly i am glad that stupid mutt would zip it. shes not even smart i mean who drinks from the toilet discusting. i bet that was your favorit part in your blog when she finaly shuts up im very happy too

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  62. AnonymousNovember 16, 2018 at 5:58 AM

    Crimptonnight: and i hope your human does not fix it i am tierd of hearing hamburgers and wheres my ball. thank god you can finaly have peece and quiet im i right

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  63. AnonymousNovember 16, 2018 at 6:03 AM

    Crimptonnight: anyway im going to reed more of your blog ok bye

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  64. AnonymousDecember 10, 2018 at 12:30 PM

    Crimptonnight: hello and go to hell, this blog is amazing. maby if you fucking read more of it it will make more fucking sence to you. not trying to be rude

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  65. AnonymousDecember 10, 2018 at 12:33 PM

    Crimptonnight: but just go away and if you dont like the blog keep it to yourself ok your a disapoint yourself, suckup. ok i got to go, bye bye bitch

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  66. AnonymousDecember 10, 2018 at 12:34 PM

    Crimptonnight: your a disapointment

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  67. AnonymousDecember 10, 2018 at 12:42 PM

    Crimptonnight; im getting a black cat a female, her name is going to be beatrice, i would say do you want to her to be you girlfriend when i get her. but i live in atlanta.

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  68. AnonymousDecember 10, 2018 at 12:43 PM

    Crimptonnight: your girlfriend

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  72. AnonymousMay 22, 2020 at 10:39 AM

    Wow this still exists! :) Love you Steve, you are a legend and you'll be missed! I'm praying your family stays strong for you until they see you again. Lots of love and rest easy.. <3 Flaggle Claggle.

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  73. trinityxJuly 6, 2020 at 8:28 PM

    flaggle claggle. :) <3

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  74. UnknownNovember 2, 2020 at 1:03 PM

    Carry on and flaggle claggle!

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  75. Pooja PNovember 17, 2020 at 2:08 AM

    Sylvester's blog post is amazing. No doubt about that .

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  76. lizethDecember 15, 2020 at 11:13 AM

    Thank you for the laughters Sylvester. Go now with Steve and Gibson.

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  77. UnknownFebruary 10, 2021 at 12:37 AM

    flaggle claggle slvester gibson and steve, we will miss you!

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  78. JeanniemosbrookOctober 30, 2021 at 5:21 PM

    Steve cash

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  79. JeanniemosbrookOctober 30, 2021 at 5:21 PM

    Love you Steve Cash, Sylvester, and Gibson!!!

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  80. JeanniemosbrookOctober 30, 2021 at 5:22 PM

    Happy birthday Sylvester tomorrow!!!

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  82. RhainabNovember 13, 2024 at 6:55 PM

    I’m so glad this is still up. I’ve been watching you Steve for over 10 years now. Im currently rewatching all of the talking kitty cat series. The memories are so refreshing. Thank you for those years of joy, and giving 6 year old me some joy when A lot was going on. Rest easy Steve. 🫶

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