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I feel good. I was more productive today than I had planned to be. Thanks, mostly, to Steve for his inability to check what doors are left opened or closed before he leaves for work.
I was so pleased when I saw that my human took the time to share this with the world! Let this be a lesson to all humans who imprison us in their homes. If we can't get to the pooping square, your bed is fair game. You've been warned.
LOL, Sylvester! What's a cat to do? Stupid humans.
ReplyDeleteI am katie! I have watched all your videos! Your a bad kitty but I like it! I am 10 and a girl.ps I am not a robot
DeleteHumans. So overrated. They're the best Staff a cat can ever have.
ReplyDeleteoh Sylvester you are such a naughty kitty!
ReplyDeleteThis is why I tell the offspring to scoop the box & keep her closet door closed. Tightly.
ReplyDeletelol loud I use to have cat's I cleaned my fair shere of poop off the floor .Hey he least he did it wear he you u would see it.lol
ReplyDeleteI luv you Sylvester, but I have your sister, see is just like you! and thinks her two older adopted sisters are not as smart or as pretty as her!
ReplyDeleteOne of my cats is often tormented by another one - Boo is all white, Toby is black with a white stripe on his nose and a few white toes, so it's obviously a racial thing . . . If she can't make it to any of the litterboxes safely, she goes in my bathroom and pees or poops in my bathtub. Sure it can be gross, but much easier to wipe up and wash out than on the carpet or my bed, AND she has a good excuse so I don't blame her! When I put a litterbox in my bathroom, Toby went in there and kicked up litter all over the floor, so that had to go . . . He's sooo bad!
ReplyDeleteNext time you should pee on the bed, its way harder for your stupid human to clean up. lol
ReplyDeleteNo better place than a soft bed to poo right, Sylvester?
ReplyDeleteI agree. A soft bed is the best place for a comfy poo. I would have made a super soaker out of the pillows too but I got sleepy.
ReplyDeleteNice one, Sylvester! That's a way to get revenge on your human for posting those videos on the internet.
ReplyDeleteYou should have covered it over with their blankets. So they didn't find it til they were getting into bed!
ReplyDeleteSylvester you sure are a naughty kitty!! NYLABLUE NEVER does her business anywhere else other than her litterbox...now you know the Hu'man will post more about you....the reverse kitty psychology doesn't work on some Hu'mans, lol...
ReplyDeleteSylvester, you are so awesome!!! I sure hope I can see you and your owner Steve in person one time. You are so dang funny, and the best talking kitty ever! I just started creating a blog yesterday. If you want to check it out sometime, you can go to: www.bman404.blogspot.com. I am just your #1 fan, and you are totally awesome!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Sylvester you know that video Talking kitty Hair ball find the comment that says thumbs up if
ReplyDeleteSylvester is your favorite character and see how many thumbs up that everyone thinks that your their favorite. -The Goomba King 1
Hey Sylvester you and I are just the the same because last year my relatives that come from a Forien Country One was a bitch and the other was a pussy like Bitch(Shelby) and Pussy(Gibson) Oh shit my sister is coming ,well she didn't she I was posting this and they were both freakin Stupid ! and I didn't like my aunt sleeping in my room and I had to sleep on the carpet with a tiny alarm and Pussy was jumping on my couch when he he's suppose to get the, oh shit my sister. Well I told Pussy(Abi) to get the Fuck Outta Here ! and stupid Bitch (Ashi) was playing on my game console messing it up and Pussy was trashing my zapper(game gun) and you know what I did bitch slapped him across his retarded face and he Cried like Hell and My sister yelled at me for being an asshole and I said Goddamn Bitch and Pussy Go to Hell ! and On the the last day they left I was so freaking Happy ! and my Sister Cried so hard because she missed them and told her boyfriend about it -The Goomba King 1
ReplyDeleteSly you remind me of another little "magical demon"...his name is Soldier. Get your poop in a group dude.
ReplyDeletehey Sylvester move fluff face piss and shit and pt him on it steve will have a fat go a him
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ReplyDeleteHaha. That's why I always make sure our cat isn't locked up before we leave. haha
ReplyDeleteROFL nice going sylvester
ReplyDeleteSylvester, Harland here, Hey Bro! Taking a dump on the bed is the right kitty thing to do. Ya gotta train yer staff, let them know who rules. Once my staff went away on something they called vacation and hired some dipshit that didn't know kibble from dog poo. I taught them to never do that again by dumping and peeing on both sides of the bed and on all the cushions on the scratching post. Oh and in all the plants too. Killed all of them. I then snuck out the big glass door when Dimwit came back and made my escape down the balcony railing to the front of the apartment complex, spraying at will. I then ran across the road almost causing a coupla accidents with those rolling boxes the staff like to use. I love mayhem! I AM mayhem! I then jumped on one of those big rolling boxes called a "MARTA Bus" and hijacked it for 2 blocks causing more mayhem till the bus driver kicked me off the bastard. Dimwit was running after the bus and grabbed me before I could hit the alley and dragged my ass back home to the shit-hole. Dimwit told the staff that they could forget about him coming back. The Staff always put me in a cat spaw after that. I'm part Siamese, which is why I'm Head Bitch of my household.
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thanks Sylvester now I know why my cat Sylvester :-) (it's true my cat is named Sylvester.)poops in my fuckin bed everyday
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Been there with my Boogerman. Lesson learned! Well played Sylvester.
ReplyDeleteI love your animals!! I love your show and so what if they swear. it makes them human LOL
ReplyDeleteSylvester is funny
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ReplyDeleteMy cat is insisting that I tell you well played sir well played...
ReplyDeleteWe have been hunting for one of our cats that poops on the carpet outside of the litterbox. We started calling him the “midnight pooper”. It’s really annoying. This might be a job for a webcam lol.
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: ha you got steve good. and if your retarded human forgets to do everything you want pee and poop in his favorite spot he will be sorry and steve dont ever do that shit again basterd
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight; sylvester im reeding more of your blog now ok got to go bye
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