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I usually I can't stand my human, but today he finally did something right.He bought me a brand new
full sized scratching post!
It smells expensive. The old one was in pretty bad shape, and I had already run out of new places to scratch. Almost every inch was torn and frayed. It was unacceptable. Granted, every tear was my own doing (with some minor damage from fluff-face and his girly claws).
Luckily, my human pays attention and knows exactly when a kitty's scratching post is due for replacement!
My only wish now is that the humans would stop sitting on my scratching post. They sat on the old one too. But who cares, I finally got a new scratching post! I am so excited and eager to break it in!
With knowledge that my human is aware of when to replace my scratching post, I feel at ease about my scratching. I won't waste any time. After all, the faster I can tear it to pieces, (enjoying every minute) the faster my human will replace it with a newer model! It's like endless fun!
To the right is a picture of my new scratching post from the magazine that he ordered it from. It looks much bigger in real life.
Gibson (I mean, Fluff-face) already peed on it once. I think I'll pee on the other side.
Thank you so much Steve! I'm going to go scratch it right now! Your the best!
~Sylvester
What a jungle gym for Gibson and Sylvester! Have fun boys!! Steve, you better invest in real "Cat Trees"!!
ReplyDeleteWhat do u mean jungle gym.
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DeleteThat is the hugest scratching post I have ever seen Sylvester! That is super nice of Steve to buy one just for you & fluffface;)
ReplyDeleteSylvester, humans call this a "couch"(kauch). (Just a little piece of information 4 u.) Hows bitch doin? Let me know in the next post!!!
ReplyDeleteWow Sylvester that is one sweet scratching post! Just make sure Bitch doesn't get near it!
ReplyDeleteShowin the love
ReplyDeleteYOU ROCK SYLVESTER! THAT IS ONE AWESOME SCRATCHIN POST!!
ReplyDeletewow! that is a REALLY nice scratching post!!!! wtg steve! lol Wish we had the moonies to get one like it for our kitties.
ReplyDeleteFor sale on craigs list - one slightly peed on scratching post sectional...
ReplyDeleteYou'll have that one broken in soon, Sylvester. Knock yourself out! :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteThats one purrrty brand new scratching post. Only thing is, Steve should have gotten it in a lighter color so your beautiful fur can add color to the texture you are giving it. Just a suggestion, pee over Fluff Face's spot so it smells like you and not him.
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful loving gift! Now when Steve says to stop scratching, its only so it will last longer for you. Don't want to ruin your new gift fast. Need to savor it. As for peeing on it, well, my cats would tell you that's not good. Getting punished and no longer allowed in the room with it, is not fun times.
ReplyDeleteId reccomend that you pee as much as you can on the top
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Sylvester, it's great for cuddling, too. Enjoy the new scratching post. ;-)
ReplyDeleteooooooo Shred some for me baby.
ReplyDeletemy katey is jealous only because yours smells new. Katey is bigger but it's been through 5 cats and 4 humans...
ReplyDeleteFinally, Sylvester likes steve for once. I keep hearing him ignore him and swear at him, but now he likes him. What a surprise.
ReplyDeleteUr a lucky kitty, Sylvester. At least Steve didn't tape bubblewrap around the perimeter like I did (kitties don't like the popping). However, I DID make sure there was a smaller, upright scratching post next to it. I gradually moved the small post away from the bubblewrapped post and now my kitties prefer it. Was even able to remove the bubblewrap from the big one.
ReplyDelete<3 U, Syllie.
Kitty you are awesome! I was lmao when I read what your 'scratching post' was.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you actually liked steve. Thats new! Have fun with the scracting post Sylvester, make sure you make a lot of damage.
ReplyDelete-love you
Hey Sylvester you and I are just the the same because last year my relatives that come from a Forien Country One was a bitch and the other was a pussy like Bitch(Shelby) and Pussy(Gibson) Oh shit my sister is coming ,well she didn't she I was posting this and they were both freakin Stupid ! and I didn't like my aunt sleeping in my room and I had to sleep on the carpet with a tiny alarm and Pussy was jumping on my couch when he he's suppose to get the, oh shit my sister. Well I told Pussy(Abi) to get the Fuck Outta Here ! and stupid Bitch (Ashi) was playing on my game console messing it up and Pussy was trashing my zapper(game gun) and you know what I did bitch slapped him across his retarded face and he Cried like Hell and My sister yelled at me for being an asshole and I said Goddamn Bitch and Pussy Go to Hell ! and On the the last day they left I was so freaking Happy ! and my Sister Cried so hard because she missed them and told her boyfriend about it -The Goomba King 1
ReplyDeleteYou must really love Steve and hate Bitch(Shelby) and Pussy(Gibson)-TheGoombaking1
ReplyDeleteyo rock film steve on the human litterbox
ReplyDeleteMake sure your human doesn't learn of a product called "Sticky Paws" It's this horrible two-sided tape that humans put on "their" furniture aka your scratching post to supposedly protect it from you.
ReplyDeleteI have tried rack off (stay away) products on my furniture, that my animals always thought needed to be doused instantly by urine, and scratching to remove it.
ReplyDeleteNice scratching post! Pee it and then take a photo with steve's face after sitting on your peed scratching post. -Nahuel
ReplyDeleteYep steve finally did something right slyvester
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: great job steve for bying a new scratching post for sylvest you finaly done something right for him ever since you forgot to leeve the door to the litterbox open for him. great job steve
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight: an sylvester go scratch it and mark it and most of the scratching is done by you not hair-ball his does not even have claws he left no scras on the last one
ReplyDeletesorry i ment he Crimptonnight
ReplyDeleteR.I.P Steven Cash and Sylvester Cash
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