Hi. This is my new blog account. My name is supposedly Sylvester. Although I hardly see the need for a name, as most humans simply refer to me as "Kitty Kitty"...
I am a cat. I know what you're thinking. "A cat? Typing on a keyboard? I doubt it.". That's cool, you don't have to believe me. Most people aren't as astounded by my ability to type as they are my ability to speak. "Sylvester The Talking Kitty Cat" is a term that has been used over and over to describe me.
My owner, Steve, tortured me with "Your Baby Can Read" for the first six months of my life. I hardly remember it as my kitten years are hazy. Apparently it is uncommon for cats to read and speak. I don't see what is so hard about it.
Enough about that. I have other things to talk about, much more important things. For one.... Oh no..... He's home.... If he finds me on his computer he'll be pissed! I'll be back tomorrow!