Happy Birthday To Me!

So this is a birthday eh? A can of wetfood and some catnip that I'm not allowed to have? Kind of a let down.

Stupid Cat.

He is the dumbest animal I have ever had to work with. He cannot be taught. We talked for 20 minutes. "Will you come with me to help Todd?".. I asked... He looked at me with his retarded eyes and responed, "Help!?".... I give up....

Back home.. For now......

Todd left a window open today, so I got a chance to come back home. Steve seemed happy to see me, but he still didn't get me anymore nip.

I asked Gibson if he would help Todd. This cat is retarded. All he did was repeat "Help" after me. I don't think he understands what I am saying. I tried to kill him to shut him up, but his "Help" screaming got Steve's attention, and once again we were recorded by the stupid video recording device.

I have posted the human's video here as evidence of Gibson's mental illness. I will try to work with the special kitty again tomorrow. But I may need more nip soon.

Damn you Todd!

He is a completely different human today. No food in my bowl, no cat nip and he wants me to follow him downstairs. I don't want to go downstairs! I am sick of him trying to make me! It's dark and stinky!

Maybe he is just angry. I need to get Gibson over here quick so he will be happy again and forget about Ibanez. Then he will give me what I want and stop trying to force me downstairs!

I'm going back home today. Who knows, maybe Steve finally got some more nip for me!

If he did, I would stay home for a while until Todd calms down. But eventually, I have to get Gibson over here to help.

Still at Todd's house.

Todd is so cool! He gives me catnip anytime I want it! So much tuna fish, wetfood, milk.... Everything I could ever want! He even lets me get on his computer! I'm on it right now. He is behind me on the couch. I love Todd. But he seems to be depressed over losing Ibanez.

Todd says he ran away, but I can hear meowing coming from under the floor. I remember Steve once talking about something called a baise meant. Not sure what that means, but he said it was under houses.

Todd said he wants another cat like Ibanez. He seemed to really like his fur and misses him. Gibson is the same kind of cat, so maybe he would make Todd happy! If I can get him what he wants, I know he will keep giving me everything! I'm sure I can trick Gibson into helping Todd.

But I don't want to go back home. I love it here!

Steve Cash is a LIAR!

Damn you Steve. You lied. It's been a whole day and I still have not gotten any more catnip. I am going to Todd's.

Just as soon as they let me outside again.....

OMG! This stuff is amazing!

Steve brought some plant home tonight, I usually don't care for plants, but this one was amazing! I've never felt so good!

I love it.... I want to have this feeling all of the time. I can't wait until he brings more home for me!!

No more camera!

STOP RECORDING ME!

I am so sick of him recording me all of the time, so I decided to take the camera and record HIM while I hid under the blanket. It was fun to watch him look for me. I call this "Talking Human Man, wake up stupid".

Like most things, this didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. I was hoping he wouldn't find me, but my giggling gave me away. I'll try again soon.

Some Cats Never Learn

Damn. Steve keeps recording me and Gibson all the time now. It's getting really old. Now he wants me to teach Gibson how to talk. I don't think that this kitten is smart enough to speak.

My bowl is empty

My Empty Bowl....

Steve left today and never filled my bowl.

:(

I want to be an only cat.

Here is another human perspective view of my life. This is Steve's first video that I actually am proud of.