Friday, July 29, 2011
Friday, July 22, 2011
|So far, this is the only thing I have found. I doubt he wanted it to be seen.|
Just the way he sings along is enough to make me puke.
Such an utter dork.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
I nearly died this morning.
Adding insult to injury, not only did my human stand there watching, but he recorded it too. As the link here proves, he violated my privacy once again. Bastard.
I haven't heard any new news about Shelby's (Ahem, Bitch's) demise from the hot weather (the disease called "Heat" that causes bad animals to bleed to death). I am still waiting for them to finish her off by their means of "knocking up". If I had thumbs and a hammer, I'd knock her up myself. I would knock her all over the place.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Look at the image to the left. What do you see?
|Other than that, my human has pestered me to no end to stand in front of his video recording device. I am tired of posing for him and speaking on command. Sometimes he even makes me memorize what he calls "Scripts". No more. I will not act. I won't pretend.|
Friday, July 15, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
- 9:31 AM - I woke up.
- 10:10 - I got up from the floor.
- 10:13 - I ate some food...
- 10:19 - I pooped and peed.
- 10:22 - I took a nap.
- 11:06 - I woke up.... Again..
- 11:19 - Bitch licked me. I punched her.
- 12:58 PM - Steve stepped on my tail.
- 1:07 - I bathed myself with my tongue.
- 1:19 - I puked a little.
- 1:43 - I took a nap.
- 5:30 - I woke up.
- 5:32 - Steve gave Fluff-Face and me tuna.
- 5:44 - I took a nap.
- 7:39 - I woke up.
- 8:02 - I tried to escape.
- 8:03 - I gave up on escaping. It's too hard.
- 8:04 - I got my back claw stuck in the carpet.
- 8:05 - I got a little scared. Stuck in one place.
- 8:06 - I made my peace with the world and planned to die.
- 8:10 - Steve helped me release myself from the floor.
- 8:13 - Fluff-Face (Gibson) jumped on my back.
- 9:31 - I took a nap.
- 10:08 - I woke up.
- 10:09 - I got online to post a blog.