Wednesday, June 29, 2011

OMG! I SAW TODD!


I was right! We are SO close to his house now! I was just sitting in the lookout (the thing they calls "Wind Oh's") staring outside, dreaming of my forthcoming freedom, when I saw Todd drive down the street, right in front of my new prison. I mean, our new home.. Ugh..

After watching Gibson's Scary World Video, I noticed that his image of Todd is misleading. I don't know where he comes up with this nonsense. Todd is not scary, he is amazing. His addiction to porcelain dolls is a little creepy, but other than that he is the best human ever! I love him...

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  1. Sylvester,

    You are my hero. I came so close to freedom when my humans stupidly decided to let me roam the neighborhood after their last move. However, the neighbor caught me snoozing on her couch and turned me in (It's her fault for leaving the window open - what was I supposed to do?).

    Because of this, I've been locked in the house for what seems like an eternity. I've tried multiple forms of escape, but nothing's worked...yet. Best of luck to you, my friend.

    KK

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  2. I can't imagine Todd. Why are you not giving Steve a chance. Is it just the fact of the dog, and Gibson. We have seen Steve try to love you. I have tried to love you. They would miss you terribly if you went to Todd's. I hate your spineless little attitude of running away from your problems. You could'nt even sign the divorce paper. Sincerely,
    Your ex(hoping) wife,
    Fizgit

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  3. I feel your pain KK. Such a terrible prison we are locked in. And Fizgit, when I finally escape, I will return for one last visit. We have some talking to do.

    I know you'll just purr and stare at me like always, but I need to tell you something. It's about Jr..... I don't think he is mine. I've already called the Maurie Show. Slut...

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  4. How dare you deny your children, Sylvester! I thought what we had was special, and I am 1 MILLION percent sure that you ARE the father! Humph.

    KK

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  5. Damn Steve 4 not showing everyone who Todd is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-TheGoombaking1

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  6. Sylvester steve loves u look at ur videos.he says it who.the hell is rufus its not u u dont belong to todd

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  7. sylvester, if todd is so great, then why did you hear meowing from under a bed once? how come he got a cat named pixie and shaved her bald then locked her in a cage? dont you remember what that other cat who looked like gibson told you about todd(that hes possesive). and hasnt in ever crossed your mind that todd keeps trying go make you go in the basement even if you don't want to? what if you end up like pixe. did you ever think that he gives you whatever you want to trick you into thinking that he is good?
    if you think todd is such a great human, then consider these questions

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    1. I totally agree. Todd has serious issues sylvester. How is tat not totally obvious? I think you need to consider what todd might be trying to do to you?!

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  8. Sylvester, your're right. Steve can be mean at times. But he tries his best. Sylvester, if you really hate him so much, just freaking tell him why!

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  9. damn sylvester how many wifes and kittens u got runnin around? and thanks steve for not showing todd to the world!i
    i wanna know who is giving sylvester a home when he runs away and scaring gibson much!

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  10. How old is Sylvester?

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