Sunday, September 25, 2011

Shelby broke her collar!

What a wonderful day!

First, I have been under such strict supervision that I haven't been able to get online for quite some time, but my human finally eased off me. I have missed my blog.

Second, Bitch (the dog) ruined her speaking collar!

For the first time in weeks, things are getting back to normal. I love it.





The dumb bitch had her collar on, running around the house making as much noise as possible. When all of a sudden, her over-activity created a wonderful and ironic thirst.

She then ran to the bathroom to drink from the toilet, quickly submersing the speaker into the water as she drank. The sound was glorious, "Water water water wattbble wabnble wabble wabbl bebelebbebb...pbppb...bpbp.b.....po........"... And then, silence.

Steve was angry, but he says he can fix it. I doubt it.

77 comments:

  1. oh let her have her collar, Sylvester, be nice and you might get catnip :) hmmm?

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  2. ~ water water water water......oh shit~~~

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  3. well if she is talking at last you can understand her..... especially if she has her eye on your dinner ;) You can then get there first :-)

    Sylvester you probably know this but you are pretty awesome and we love your videos... you should insist Steve sets up a fanmail address for you :)

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    1. then he would lose a life to catnip poisoning

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  4. We need to hear more from you. Miss you.

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  5. You have to admit Sylvester...the collar did come in hand with Bitch admitted to eating your food the other day. Steve never believes you! But if it really makes you happy that the collar is gone then I am happy. Can't wait to see more videos Sylvester..

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  6. Shelby needs her voice... :~(

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  7. I miss the Sylvester Videos!!!

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  8. I know what you're thinking no more talking Bitch
    -TheGoombaking1

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  9. Sylvester you are awesome.. However... I personally promise to send you a lifetime supply of catnip and scratching posts in exchange for a shower pic of Steve.. Yep.. Lifetime supply of kitty crack

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    1. I'm with her!! Come on Sylvester, think about it, you'll have so much catnip you can be a catnip dealer and still have as much as you want!! All we want is a shower pic of Steve!!

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  10. Sylvester you are one cool kitty!! But we love Shelby and Gibson too.

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  11. sylvester is the funniest thing ever ,i think you should make a video of sylvester demanding shelby and gibson to get him cat nip and food as a servant and him dening it and then he goes crazy but you nurse him back to health but you ask him if he'll stop doing what he does but once you he'll him he takes it back...

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  12. YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO OF SYLVESTER RUNNING YOUR ELECTRIC BILL UP TO HAVE A PLAN TO KILL SHELLBY AND GIBSON...

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  13. lmfao@the picture of steve in shower. hahaha watch out steve!

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  14. Linda from Muleshoe RidgeSeptember 27, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Sylvester, I feel your pain, my man... dogs are soooo inferior. Maybe Steve will buy you a nice African Grey parrot. You can talk with him and, if he makes you mad - - -- - - - - eat him..

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  15. I LOVE YOU SYLVESTER.. WILL YOU MARRY ME??? LOVE YOU SHANNA

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    1. Shanna Nice confession but here's the scoop. HE freaken hates kittens. Don't ask me how I know that info. I know ok?

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    2. Shanna Nice confession but here's the scoop. HE freaken hates kittens. Don't ask me how I know that info. I know ok?

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  16. i'm glad it broke talking kittys are what i wanna watch it was cool and all but....
    oh by the way my cat has a crush on you!

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  17. i'm a friend of todd's he wants you >:)

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    1. Maybe it can be anouther cat that just looks like Sylvester and todds cat can be dead or ran away and the cat your after is a cat who is just a begger and just dose that

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    2. I did some research todd is crazy Sylvester is just a cat who went by "todd's" and he said it was his cat you

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    3. Also Todd is a CAT EATER! Didn't you watch the news?

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  18. i am addicted to your videos i have watched them everyday for the last 2 months

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  19. Sorry. I think he can fix it... Easily

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  20. Hello, Rufus i have found your blog please come home with me i miss you.

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    2. It could a catthat looks like him

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    3. LAY ONE FINGER ON HIM & YOU'RE A DEAD MAN TODDx-( I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE ITHERS CATS YOU SCUMBAG!

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    4. LAY ONE FINGER ON HIM & YOU'RE A DEAD MAN TODDx-( I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE ITHERS CATS YOU SCUMBAG!

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    5. We will kill u Todd my dad is Supr strong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  21. Real Life Person Killer AssasinJanuary 31, 2012 at 4:48 PM

    O em gee todd i found u can i haz ur auot-gprah? then i'll kill yuo

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  22. As anoying as that voice is... It WILL come in handy, trust me on this one. Tell Steve I say, "Hi, make more videos please." And my cat, Siver, sais hi too.

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    1. Reposted from our Blog instead of Boomer our Cats Blog!

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  25. Steve Help us! Our Cat Boomer of 7 years is MISSING. Boomer and I were watching Sylvesters videos and when we watched the last one I told Boomer there wasn't going to be anymore of these great video being posted. Boomer got up off the couch and gave me a pissed off look and went outside for a walk and hasn't been home for 30 days. Please post another video a incase he is watching Sylvesters videos at some other cats home and tell Boomer to get his butt home right NOW! Life at home is just not the same without Boomer and Sylvesters videos. Thanks Steve, Terri and Boomer

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  26. hey sylvester, u should update sometime.

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  27. Hey, sylvester. How are u? I havent seen or heard from u for such a long time! I miss u!

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  28. You need to update your blog Sylvester and here's a fair warning about how my two cats might have a crush on you.

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  29. Hey Stevecash and sevester , I hope you two make more vidios cuz I'm happy that mutt has finaly Shutup that dumb dog is So annoying by the way sientest have ben known to make cats and dogs to talk but mainly cats and now some humans can do it to I think its awsome.also I think that wet food stuff is Sooooo deleshas and yummmmmmyyyyyyy! I don't eat it all the time though :(

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  30. Sylvester is somethin else. I love watchin his videos he's so funny its unreal, but my mom isn a fan of his cussing, I think it adds 2 the funny part honestly though, steve needs 2 loosen up on him. He's a kitty who wants 2 run and play and do catnip. But my kittys name is tood which freaks even me out, love you Sylvester!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 :)

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  31. Sylvester is somethin else. I love watchin his videos he's so funny its unreal, but my mom isn a fan of his cussing, I think it adds 2 the funny part honestly though, steve needs 2 loosen up on him. He's a kitty who wants 2 run and play and do catnip. But my kittys name is tood which freaks even me out, love you Sylvester!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 :)

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  32. now selbe caaaaaaaaaaaaaant talk

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  33. hey sylvester if todd dosn't worck I live on 1410 Courtland Ave. Normal IL. I'm 12 and I would be happy to give you cat nip any time you asked

    Love,

    Alaysia
    P.S
    phone or text 309-830-8071

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  34. sylvester u need to blog more!

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  35. Sylvester, you rule!

    Get back online, otherwise, you're the bitch! XD

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    1. Yeah Sylvester I agree u are the boss!!!

      -epickitty25

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  37. Sylvester I love your voice and please update your video right now! We miss you

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  38. Hey Sylvester, someone is naming you "Rufus" and have the Talking Kitty Cat 13 video D: he thinks Steve stealed his cat, but Sylvester you are Steve's Cat right????? http://wheresrufus.webs.com/

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    1. May that guy might mistanken him as rufuers or the guy sold Sylvester and called him his own

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    2. One day Sylvester and his friend Ineaba somting like that went to todds how on day but his originally be long to steve

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  44. Hey Sylvester can you make new posts its 2013 your posts are outdated. gracias
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    F.Y.I. have you thought of having a girlfriend???

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  45. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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  46. Yay, now Shelby will stop annoying you, huh, Sylvester? Score one for the talking kitty! (Or is that score 1,000,000?)

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  47. Yay Sylvester score 1 for the talking cat

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  48. Sylvester come baaaaaackkkkk ): my sister and I can't get enough of you ! We miss you!(:
    Xo

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  49. It bine a year since I sceen a clip of yours make a new update

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  50. I feel so happy for you that the dog's finally shut up...
    -Epickitty25

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  51. Sylvester can live 1000 times

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  53. He'll probably put it some rice Sylvester. Btw, love your talking kitty series. Keep it up

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