Quick post

.... i tried to posst again yestedrday. I hfave so mucfgh to say.. sorryt if my typinng is badd. im in a reall hurry. ibanez is missing and I think i know where he weent. just arounnd the corner at someone elseds house.

We met this guy named tod and he is so cool! he told me that he has moree tuna fish than any caty couled ewat. i wantecd to type about him yestrday but steve was home. most of the time he is gon for the day but he stayd home yessster day. he went tothe store and will be back any minut so I have tom ake this quik,c..,

Ibanez and i had planned to go live witthd tod and we were goinf to leave at the saime time. that little fluff ball beat me to the punch. now he is over theree eating all the tuna and im stiuck here. i plan to leave tonight when they let me out. if i don't post back, i made it to his house, wish mee luvck!

Hi. This is my new blog account. My name is supposedly Sylvester. Although I hardly see the need for a name, as most humans simply refer to me as "Kitty Kitty"...

I am a cat. I know what you're thinking. "A cat? Typing on a keyboard? I doubt it.". That's cool, you don't have to believe me. Most people aren't as astounded by my ability to type as they are my ability to speak. "Sylvester The Talking Kitty Cat" is a term that has been used over and over to describe me.

My owner, Steve, tortured me with "Your Baby Can Read" for the first six months of my life. I hardly remember it as my kitten years are hazy. Apparently it is uncommon for cats to read and speak. I don't see what is so hard about it.

Enough about that. I have other things to talk about, much more important things. For one.... Oh no..... He's home.... If he finds me on his computer he'll be pissed! I'll be back tomorrow!