Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Playing dead


The funniest damn thing happened today! I was bored as hell, just laying on the floor with my paws up a little. Steve (My human) looked at me funny... He took this picture of me..


Then he came over and checked to see if I was breathing, so I held my breath. He started to cry a little bit, I tried not to laugh!

Next thing I know, he is stuffing me in a little box. I didn't want to go in, so I tightened all of my muscles as stiff as I could.

He turned my legs and pushed me in. It hurt a little, but I didn't want to ruin the joke.



I think I waited a little too long before jumping up to surprise him, because I got buried in the dirt. I clawed and clawed my way out of the box and it took a while to dig my way back to the top.


I waited until the giant light bulb in the sky went away, and then snuck back inside. Steve was sitting on a chair and I jumped on his lap. The look on his face was priceless!

Stupid human.


17 comments:

  1. THAT'S A HORRIBLE PRANK TO PLAY ON YOUR HUMAN. he obviously loves you very much. maybe you shouldn't take him for granted so much =/

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  2. That was really funny faking your death!-TheGoombaking1

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  3. Shezmiz just shut the F@#K up it was freaking highlarious And I appreciate it 100%-TheGoombaking1

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  4. yeah u ruined the joke shezmini

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  5. Dude, that was hillarous, but totally wrong. Steve cares about you, and TRIES to do what's right for you. That made him really upset, and YOU thought it was funny.

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  6. from one cat to another, frecking hilarious. from one pet to another, tho... what if, man? what if you didn't/couldn't get out of that box? who'd feed you? who'd pet you, an' let you into the warm spots? who'd harass the dog? I live with a large hateful family w/ a crazy cat person as my owner, but I don't complain... 'cause I get tuna daily.
    snuggles and ear-licks,
    ~Xou-Dan Sanae

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  9. sylvester do you love steve he loves you show him some respect at least

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  10. Lol stupid human try flushing the tolet while hes in the shower

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  11. Lol. Heres some more pranks:
    Poop at the door so he steps in it
    Steal cat food from the cabinet
    work out so u can lift the camera and get nude photos of him

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  12. Like pet cemetery the movie. I love you , Sylvester!

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  13. Hello Sylvester,
    My name is Random, but i think you know what i look like. I live with you.

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  14. Hey, Random! How's motherhood treating you?

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  15. Hey, Random! How's motherhood treating you?

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