Thursday, March 10, 2011

Just an update....

I haven't been able to get on the computer for a while. In this new home, the computer is in another room secluded by a door that my human closes on a regular basis. Tonight he left it open.

This is my first chance to blog in quite some time. I still don't know what "Blog" means. But getting my thoughts out is helpful.

The dog is driving me insane. The humans NEVER let me outside anymore. My scratching post has worn thin and the new cat food they're feeding me tastes horrible.

I have considered faking my death again just to get outside.


  1. You what to go outside ? How about Steve hires me to pet sit You plus Bitch and Pussy stay inside and I'll let you outside and I go with you to see Todd but when Steve and Babe come back I'll Sneak you back in undetected-The Goombaking 1

  2. no you won't i will you asswipe

  3. Sylvester I have an idea: when Steve goes to work or something, check the time. Predict when he leaves, and hold the door open which something. Then you can sneak in and out while he is gone.

  4. Sylvester if u teach my cats to talk I will give you money to buy catnip and anything else you want. I will give u a bag of catnip for every word you teach my cat. I'll even tell all my friends about urban channel! You'll be a celebrity!

    1. Your# sorry stupid spellcheck