My human (Steve) gives me canned yummy-ness (Human term: wet food) once a day. I love my canned yummy-ness more than
anything... well, other than nip.....
But damn its good!
Today was no different. The human pried open a yummy can with the magical opener thingy, put it our bowl and then left.
Sadly, I was sleeping on the couch when the yummy can opening occurred. When I woke, I could still smell the fishy happiness in the air. By the time I reached my nom nom area, everything was gone. Only the scent of past fishiness was left.
I know that Fluff-Face pleased himself and ate both his and my portions. He will pay for this. I don't know how yet, but it will be harsh. I will never forget this day.
I'm still searching for anything I can find that will embarrass Steve. I want to get him back for violating my privacy all these years by recording me without permission and making it public.
An informant supposedly has some embarrassing video footage of the dorky human from his younger years. If I can get my hands on it, I will make sure that everyone sees it. Perhaps then Steve will stop violating me with his recording device.
|So far, this is the only thing I have found. I doubt he wanted it to be seen.|
Just the way he sings along is enough to make me puke.
Such an utter dork.