Sunday, July 3, 2011

It's the end of the world.

I usually don't watch television, but I've seen enough of it to know what war is. It's when the humans fight each other with explosion thingies that go boom in the sky.

Tonight I was sleeping in the front room when I heard the first explosion. The whole room lit up from the blast and the sound was loud enough to shake my whiskers!

I ran into the human's sleeping room and hid under their bed. More explosions! Then more and more! I want to note this in my journal as the first day of attack, so it may be marked in history for future creatures to read after we've all died. Here goes..

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Today was the beginning of the end. The human's are preparing to destroy each other and take us all out with them. Let it be known to you beings of the future that mankind began it's destruction at exactly 9:22 PM on the night of July 3rd, according to the time keeping papers that humans use, called calenders.

I over heard my human as he laid on the bed above my hiding bunker. He said, and I quote: "Wow, if it's this bad tonight, imagine how crazy it will be tomorrow night..."

I heard no fear in his voice as he spoke, but I know he must be horrified.

End of message to future creatures.

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If it will be worse by this time tomorrow, we are surely doomed. It is now just after 10 PM. The humans have closed the hatch to their sleeping corridors leaving Bitch, Fluff-Face and Myself out in the rest of the house to fend for ourselves.

I borrowed a camera and was lucky enough to get a picture of one of the bombs as it exploded in the air, taken from the safety of a lookout (Wind Oh) in our home. It was colorful and loud. I can only imagine how many lives were destroyed by this massive weapon.

This may be the last message I ever send out. Good luck everyone.


8 comments:

  1. Its alright Sylvester. The humans are just making noise to celebrate THEIR escape from the humans who wouldn't give them their "wet food and catnip" It happened years before either of us were around though, but the humans still make noise about it. After tomorrow it will quiet down again. Just tough it out.

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  2. There is no such thing as end of the World -TheGoombaking1

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  3. its called fireworks its when humans throw colorful things in the sky to celebrate independence

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  4. My kitty got scared when he heard fire works,poor thing;3

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  5. dont worry. theyr just fireworks and us humans like watching them. problem is, that humans cant sleep when these things are going off

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  6. XD wtf Sylvester? those "bombs" you call are just fireworks! not weapons! XD

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  7. kitty the night was before a holiday called 4th of july and people celebrate it bye shooting loud HARMLESS pretty things in the air

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  8. kitty it's okay it's not the end of the world yet

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