OMG! This stuff is amazing!

Steve brought some plant home tonight, I usually don't care for plants, but this one was amazing! I've never felt so good!

I love it.... I want to have this feeling all of the time. I can't wait until he brings more home for me!!

No more camera!

STOP RECORDING ME!

I am so sick of him recording me all of the time, so I decided to take the camera and record HIM while I hid under the blanket. It was fun to watch him look for me. I call this "Talking Human Man, wake up stupid".

Like most things, this didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. I was hoping he wouldn't find me, but my giggling gave me away. I'll try again soon.

Some Cats Never Learn

Damn. Steve keeps recording me and Gibson all the time now. It's getting really old. Now he wants me to teach Gibson how to talk. I don't think that this kitten is smart enough to speak.

My bowl is empty

My Empty Bowl....

Steve left today and never filled my bowl.

:(

I want to be an only cat.

Here is another human perspective view of my life. This is Steve's first video that I actually am proud of.

A new kitten!?

They brought home another cat. Today I met Gibson. He looks just like Ibanez, but theres something strange about this kitten. I want him dead.

Sick of the dog...

STOP RECORDING ME!

I can handle living in the new home I guess. But living with this stupid animal is getting out of control. And my human keeps recording me, all the time. It's getting annoying.

It's only a matter of time before I destroy the recording device and the dog. I can only handle so much.

To make things even worse, I got grounded for what the dog did. I am so sick of this. The videos my human makes are ridiculous because he sees it from only his eyes.

One day I will steal the camera and record HIM for a change. I know other humans are watching me and laugh, but they don't understand my torment.

It must have been the longest grounding ever. He said a week, but a week to a human is years to a cat. I had already forgotten what my precious wet food tastes like. Humans are cruel beings.

I sure hope the constant video recording of me was part of the punishment. No more of that. I hate it. I know he is planning on using his footage as evidence against me. He should record the dog instead. She is a useless ball of fur.