Monday, September 20, 2010

Sick of the dog...


I can handle living in the new home I guess. But living with this stupid animal is getting out of control. And my human keeps recording me, all the time. It's getting annoying.

It's only a matter of time before I destroy the recording device and the dog. I can only handle so much.

To make things even worse, I got grounded for what the dog did. I am so sick of this.

The videos my human makes are ridiculous because he sees it from only his eyes.

One day I will steal the camera and record HIM for a change. I know other humans are watching me and laugh, but they don't understand my torment.

It must have been the longest grounding ever. He said a week, but a week to a human is years to a cat. I had already forgotten what my precious wet food tastes like. Humans are cruel beings.
I sure hope the constant video recording of me was part of the punishment. No more of that. I hate it. I know he is planning on using his footage as evidence against me. He should record the dog instead. She is a useless ball of fur.


  1. Yeah Bitch deserved to have Shit in her food bowl for eating your tuna-TheGoombaking1

  2. Sylvester, If Steve keeps recording you, you will definitely become an internet world-wide sensation! You will become rich and famous, so you will have all of the freedom you want and when you come back to the home you call prison, it will be just like you imagined that the vet would be, and you would have enough money to buy a life-time supply of wet food for every one of your lives, including the ones you have lost. Does this change your mind? ;)

  3. I understand. Make a deal with steve: He can only record you once a month, and if he wants to do more than that, he has to ask your purrmission PURRmission, get it xD