Just an update....

I haven't been able to get on the computer for a while. In this new home, the computer is in another room secluded by a door that my human closes on a regular basis. Tonight he left it open.

This is my first chance to blog in quite some time. I still don't know what "Blog" means. But getting my thoughts out is helpful.

The dog is driving me insane. The humans NEVER let me outside anymore. My scratching post has worn thin and the new cat food they're feeding me tastes horrible.

I have considered faking my death again just to get outside.

I hate it here.

I will not try to be nice anymore. Luckily for me Gibson has completely stopped talking. I think he is corrupted from the relocation.

They did it again!

Alright, I paid enough attention this time to understand what the brown cubes are. They are containment devices for clutter. Each time they appear in the house, it means we are relocating. And they did it again!

We are now in another home. Last time we only relocated a small distance from the old home. This time we are so far away! How will I ever return to Todd!??! I don't even know where I am!! Damn you Steve!

Back at my old home.

I thought I missed my old family. It wasn't until I returned that I realized how much I really hate the dog. At least I can ignore Gibson.

I'll just give Todd a few days to relax. He usually goes back to normal after a while. I feel bad for Pixie and the other kitties under his house, but I know he loves me.

My old owners (Steve and Babe) have been doing strange things

again. Just like before, the home is full of brown cubes, and the clutter keeps disappearing. I'd better get off of Steve's computer before he comes back in the house.

I'll stay here for 3 or 4 days, then I'm heading back home with Todd. I sure hope he moved my food bowl back upstairs.

Not sure about Todd....

I know I said I was done blogging, but I am a little worried. Theres something wrong with Todd. It seems like after a few days he starts acting weird again. Pixie has been stuck in a cage for over a day now, and he shaved her completely bald.

He keeps trying to get me to go downstairs with him again. I don't want to. He moved my food bowl halfway down the steps. I haven't eaten in days. I refuse to go down there. I wonder how my old family is doing? I love Todd, but I should leave.

Plan failed.... again...

I thought I had it all planned out. I could already taste the catnip! Then out of nowhere, everything backfired. Rather than getting my way, I got grounded. So, I left.

I saw this video that Steve posted online. It serves him right.

I am posting this blog from my new owner's house. I will never return to Steve again. Todd is now happy, while I was gone he got a new kitty. Her name is Pixie.

I will continue to watch Steve's activity online to see how Bitch and Fluff-Face are doing. Other than that, this will be my last blog. I am done talking. I just want to be a cat and live with Todd forever.

Goodbye!

It's WORKING!

I can't believe it! My plan is working! I overheard Steve (my human) in the other room last night talking to the other human. I think her name is babe. Thats what Steve calls her..

Anyways, he said he "was at the end of his rope" and ready to do ANYTHING to find out who Todd is! He even said he might get some catnip for me! Oh how happy I am! Everything is working out perfectly! Now, all I need is a kitten to replace Ibanez for Todd. Since Gibson won't die, I doubt my humans will get another cat. I'll have to find one on the street.