 | They brought home another cat. Today I met Gibson. He looks just like Ibanez, but theres something strange about this kitten. I want him dead. |
Living as a black cat locked in a suburban home with 2 humans, a stupid dog and a retarded kitten isn't easy. This is my real journal. The story of me, Sylvester the Talking Kitty.
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Try to kill him when Steve is not around-TheGoombaking1
ReplyDeleteThat will not work because the kitten will cry out and Steve will come and stop you.
DeleteWhen he is at "work" (I think it involves
DeletePhone calls,math,and yelling)Try to mail him to the oher side of the world in a "brown cube" with nowhere to breath.
Crimptonnight. work..... whats that
DeleteCrimptonnight; a brown cube,..... what is a brown cube
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DeleteA brown cube is a brown cardboard box
DeleteSylvester NO!!!! If you kill him, it could rip apart the very fabric of the universe, and cause you to run out of lives too soon! DON'T DO IT SYLVESTER!!!!!!!!!!!O_O
ReplyDeleteSylvester, theres only one thing wrong with gibson: he's too paranoid for his own good.
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Crimptonnight; yeah hair-ball does look alote like ibenez, but theres another thing wrong with hair-ball. hair-ball is stupid, and ibenez was not he was smart, no wonder you want him dead, hes a retard.
ReplyDeleteCrimptonnight; oh and sylvester what is this place steve calls "work" i dont know. i think it has human litter boxes (toilot thingies) everywhere. and a bunch of things.
ReplyDeleteAwwww. Love that little sweet Gibson. Miss you sweetie. I know Steve is holding you right now
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