Monday, November 15, 2010

He forgot to buy me food.

Once again, my human is making videos of me and my neglected care. I don't see the point in keeping evidence such as this, as I will use it against him eventually.

As for Gibson, I regret every trying to get him to help Todd. He won't shut up, and his mouth is going to get me in trouble if Steve catches on.

    Next plan of action:
  • 1.) Stop teaching Gibson new words so he can't get me in trouble.
  • 2.) Kill Gibson.
  • 3.) Find a new fluffy cat for Todd and trick it into helping us.
  • 4.) Move to Todd's house.
  • 5.) Live happily ever after.


  1. Dry Cat food must really taste nastier than scrambled Eggs-TheGoombaking1

  2. I have a better idea:
    1.) Act sick.
    2.) when you are taken to the vet, break loose and steal a bottle of something that will make gibson fall asleep
    3.) hide it in the car or something.
    4.) Act sick again until the checkup is over.
    5.) hide the drug in gibson's food.
    6.) When he falls asleep, bring him to Todd's house.
    7.) live happily ever after.
    Respond if you like the idea.