Holding back information.

I may not know how to make Todd happy so we can live together, but I think I might know how to get Steve to give me some nip. All I have to do is make him desperate enough to crack. I know this plan will work!

Still no new plan.

I'm working on it. Something has to happen soon. I can only take so much.

My plan is failing!

Things are getting worse. Gibson now thinks I am a toy. I should never have trusted such a retarded animal with secret information. Luckily, his lack of vocabulary stops him from spilling too many details.

I may have messed up by admitting what I know to Steve. But my previous plan has fallen apart. I need a new plan!

He will not die!

How can this kitten be invincible!? I have tried nearly a hundred times to kill him and he continues to live! I have tried to fight him into the ground. He thinks I am playing, because now he attacks me from behind.

His little fluffy paws do not hurt me. His punches and kicks don't bruise me. His teeth are dull and weak. But his actions are annoying.

Trying to Kill Gibson... Not too easy...

I can't take it anymore! Now the dog is best friends with Gibson! They love each other like inbred idiots, and I'm afraid that they might try to gang up on me!

Shelby is a bitch.

I've already attempted to kill Gibson 6 times. Shelby keeps getting the way. My third attempt was nearly successful. Gibson was drinking from the toilet (disgusting) and I tried to push him in. He evaded my attack. Next time I will be more subtle.

He forgot to buy me food.

Once again, my human is making videos of me and my neglected care. I don't see the point in keeping evidence such as this, as I will use it against him eventually.

As for Gibson, I regret every trying to get him to help Todd. He won't shut up, and his mouth is going to get me in trouble if Steve catches on.

Next plan of action:
• 1.) Stop teaching Gibson new words so he can't get me in trouble.
• 2.) Kill Gibson.
• 3.) Find a new fluffy cat for Todd and trick it into helping us.
• 4.) Move to Todd's house.
• 5.) Live happily ever after.

I hate my life.

Being stuck at home with Gibson and Shelby is torture. I have GOT to get this little furball to come to Todd's with me so he will cheer up. I can't stay here much longer.