Sunday, May 15, 2011

No more secrets!

This is animal abuse! I have been locked inside more longer than I can remember now! I only get wet food once a day! I am forced to live with a dog! My dry food tastes horrible! I have to share my litter box with a fluffy retard! Who can I call to fix this mess!??! I miss Todd..

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Still haven't found the tape.

Before we relocated here, Steve recorded a bunch of stuff on his camera that was important. I remember him writing TK13 on the tape, but then it just disappeared. I was hoping he would make it into videos online like the rest of his nonsense.

I think he is trying to hide it from me. I haven't seen the tape since we moved here. I need to find it so I can prove something. I'll keep looking.

Monday, May 2, 2011

I miss Todd.

I haven't had catnip in so long! I need to get out of here! I know Todd misses me. I'll find my way back soon. If only these humans would let me out of here!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

In trouble again.


I don't really know how this could be my fault, but it always is. Shelby thinks her name is bitch, and my human is angry at me about it.

So, once again I am the target in front of the camera.

Honestly, Steve should thank me. I think I made a correction.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Just an update....

I haven't been able to get on the computer for a while. In this new home, the computer is in another room secluded by a door that my human closes on a regular basis. Tonight he left it open.

This is my first chance to blog in quite some time. I still don't know what "Blog" means. But getting my thoughts out is helpful.

The dog is driving me insane. The humans NEVER let me outside anymore. My scratching post has worn thin and the new cat food they're feeding me tastes horrible.

I have considered faking my death again just to get outside.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

I hate it here.

I will not try to be nice anymore. Luckily for me Gibson has completely stopped talking. I think he is corrupted from the relocation.

Monday, January 3, 2011

They did it again!

Alright, I paid enough attention this time to understand what the brown cubes are. They are containment devices for clutter. Each time they appear in the house, it means we are relocating. And they did it again!

We are now in another home. Last time we only relocated a small distance from the old home. This time we are so far away! How will I ever return to Todd!??! I don't even know where I am!! Damn you Steve!