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 | After begging my human to let me outside, I finally reached the great wide open. I was minding my own business when some other human started chasing me with a net. It was humiliating! |
I was then thrown into a van, like a piece of garbage...Actually, they were pretty nice about it. But still! Their excuse was that I had no collar or license. I didn't know I needed a license to walk!
And I do NOT wear collars. Collars are for dogs. My human has tried many times to put one of those ridiculous things around my neck. They are uncomfortable and unnecessary.
This was the worst couple of days of my life. Thank you Steve for rescuing me. It won't happen again. Next time I go outside, I'll be prepared to deal with the animal control idiots who think they run the streets.
They won't catch me again!
THAT'S RIGHT, SYLVESTER!!! FUCK THE POLICE! lol ♥
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Sylvester! Collars are for the "humans" to know is the cat someones or just a street cat... Lol you can search in Google.com you know?
ReplyDeleteYeah! Fuck those BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSylvester... those animal guys are not cool. Sylvester, How about a deal: your owner hand-makes you a confortable collar, and then you can get all rights to go outside. Make that deal with steve, okay? He can make a collar that you customize. He loves you enough to.
ReplyDeleteSylvester here is some tips 1:get a gun 2:wait for animal police 3: shoot the crap out of them and get victory
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