Everything moved..

It was the strangest day. I woke up, and the door was wide open. My humans were walking back and forth from our home to the car thingy with big brown cubes. I snuck outside and no one noticed.

After spending most of the day hunting and relaxing outside, I returned home. Everything was gone! My scratching post was missing, even my nom nom bowl.

Steve eventually came back home and took me to some other home. For some reason they put all of our things in there. Even the giant cat beds that they sit on next to the glowing box they stare at. Everything is now at another house. I don't understand.

I think they're confused.

You woke me up for this!??!

I've been woken up by the vacuum, can opener and even Steve playing his damn guitar. But never in my 9 lives have I been woken up to such horrible news as this.

Happily sleeping, my slumber is broken to tell me about a new animal that will live with us. If this is Steve's way of mending his broken heart over Ibanez leaving with Todd, then he is completely insane. Steve is an idiot.

The news was of a dog he plans on bringing into the home. I'm sure he's joking. At least, I hope.

It's been a long time!

I almost forgot about this blogging thing! Steve hasn't been away from the computer much lately so it's hard for me to find time to post anything. I was reading my last blog, and I am amazed at how much has happened since then.

Ibanez did come back home a few times. He told me not to visit Todd, he said that the human (Todd) was obsessive and refused to let him leave when he wanted to. On the last occasion that Ibanez left, he never returned, and hasn't been back since. I hope he is okay.

I noticed that Steve has been very sad about his absence. I plan to rescue Ibanez from Todd soon. For now though, Steve needs company. Humans are stupid like that. Always worried and whiny. If he doesn't cheer up within a few days I plan to bring him a decapitated bird or something. That always works.

Feeling very let down.

Excited for nothing....

I've never been more depressed and disappointed in my whole life. The vet was nothing like I expected.

I don't even want to talk about it.....

Leaving to the Vet in a few minutes!

I saw this picture online....

It's called "Stairway To Cat Heaven". I'm sure they have a bunch of these at the Vet. Right next to the All You Can Eat Tuna Buffet!

So excited! Steve is in the shower, we're leaving when he gets done.

I'm not excited about the ride... I hate riding in those moving floor thingies they call cars. They're scary. But I'm sure it will be worth it. Yay for the vet!

I can't sleep...

I've been shaking with excitement all day and now I can't even sleep. I need to calm down so I can be rested and ready for the Vet tomorrow. Kitty carnival here I come!

So excited for my surprise!

SURPRISE! I am so so so excited for tomorrow! My human, Steve, said we're going somewhere together in the morning. Someplace called "Vet".

I've never heard of it, but Steve sounded happy about it, and when I asked what it was he said "A Surprise!".

My imagination is going WILD!

I'll bet it's amazing! He said it's specifically for cats, like me! So there will probably be other cats too!

I can see it now, tuna cans stacked to the ceiling, scratching posts from wall to wall. Sounds like heaven! I can't wait! I'll post again tomorrow and let you know how much fun I had! Bye!