I want to be an only cat.

Here is another human perspective view of my life. This is Steve's first video that I actually am proud of.

A new kitten!?

They brought home another cat. Today I met Gibson. He looks just like Ibanez, but theres something strange about this kitten. I want him dead.

Sick of the dog...

STOP RECORDING ME!

I can handle living in the new home I guess. But living with this stupid animal is getting out of control. And my human keeps recording me, all the time. It's getting annoying.

It's only a matter of time before I destroy the recording device and the dog. I can only handle so much.

To make things even worse, I got grounded for what the dog did. I am so sick of this. The videos my human makes are ridiculous because he sees it from only his eyes.

One day I will steal the camera and record HIM for a change. I know other humans are watching me and laugh, but they don't understand my torment.

It must have been the longest grounding ever. He said a week, but a week to a human is years to a cat. I had already forgotten what my precious wet food tastes like. Humans are cruel beings.

I sure hope the constant video recording of me was part of the punishment. No more of that. I hate it. I know he is planning on using his footage as evidence against me. He should record the dog instead. She is a useless ball of fur.

Everything moved..

It was the strangest day. I woke up, and the door was wide open. My humans were walking back and forth from our home to the car thingy with big brown cubes. I snuck outside and no one noticed.

After spending most of the day hunting and relaxing outside, I returned home. Everything was gone! My scratching post was missing, even my nom nom bowl.

Steve eventually came back home and took me to some other home. For some reason they put all of our things in there. Even the giant cat beds that they sit on next to the glowing box they stare at. Everything is now at another house. I don't understand.

I think they're confused.

You woke me up for this!??!

I've been woken up by the vacuum, can opener and even Steve playing his damn guitar. But never in my 9 lives have I been woken up to such horrible news as this.

Happily sleeping, my slumber is broken to tell me about a new animal that will live with us. If this is Steve's way of mending his broken heart over Ibanez leaving with Todd, then he is completely insane. Steve is an idiot.

The news was of a dog he plans on bringing into the home. I'm sure he's joking. At least, I hope.

It's been a long time!

I almost forgot about this blogging thing! Steve hasn't been away from the computer much lately so it's hard for me to find time to post anything. I was reading my last blog, and I am amazed at how much has happened since then.

Ibanez did come back home a few times. He told me not to visit Todd, he said that the human (Todd) was obsessive and refused to let him leave when he wanted to. On the last occasion that Ibanez left, he never returned, and hasn't been back since. I hope he is okay.

I noticed that Steve has been very sad about his absence. I plan to rescue Ibanez from Todd soon. For now though, Steve needs company. Humans are stupid like that. Always worried and whiny. If he doesn't cheer up within a few days I plan to bring him a decapitated bird or something. That always works.

Feeling very let down.

Excited for nothing....

I've never been more depressed and disappointed in my whole life. The vet was nothing like I expected.

I don't even want to talk about it.....